Question Mark Guy Part 4
Friday, 1 January 2010
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I thought I'd start the new year off with a question mark guy story that may make you laugh or may shock you a bit but well wait and see...
Question Mark Guy #4
Profile Name: Double Ditch
Age: At the Time: 14 ish (WAIT don't hold your breath lol this is a old story!)
Now we are going back a goooooooood few years! Way back to when I was in school doing my GCSE's when:
Anyway I took art for a GCSE and for those of you that took art you would know there is a lot of coursework that goes along with it, so I had to spend a lot of my time researching and going to libraries and all that bollocks... Well there was this one day where I needed to go to the National Portrait Gallery, if you don't know where that is it basically by Leicester square and Trafalgar square in central. Moving on, the night before I was trying to get my friend to go with me and she just weren't having it, stubborn bitch lol I literally begged her on MSN for ages (lol who remembers msn? Does anyone even use that any more?) Until she goes to me that she won’t go with me but she will get someone else. Obviously I was kinda eager to know who it was and she told me it was some guy she is friends with and she wanted to set me up with him anyway so it would be a good excuse for me to meet him. She joint the convo on MSN and well I did my snooping around and inspected his profile picture (as you do) and I mean back then we didn’t have Facebook we had Myspace but there wasn’t too much on his… anyway yeah he looked ok so I was thinking what’s the catch?he seems alright.
Well we agreed to meet up the next day but he was coming from ROMFORD! ROM FACKING FORD lol! Dem days there I didn’t even know where the hell that was!!!!! Anyway he said that he didn’t have the underground near him and he couldn’t meet me at the National Portrait Gallery coz he didn’t know where it was… from when he said that I thought BOI Romford must be far if you don’t know how to get into central London on your ones. In the end I said to him to meet me at Mill Hill Broadway station, basically the overground near me and we can go together. AHHHHHHHH how sweet it thought!!!!
The next day I got up and made a propa effort, from what I can remember I wore jeans I cant remember the full details not that you care but I do know I put on this cute little brown shoes with a small heel on, I loved those shoes lol anyway yeah I made an effort to look decent. I got my keys picked up my bag and a pair of spare flat shoes just incase I wanted to change then I got a call from him to let me know that he was at the station so I jumped pon de bus to meet up with him and when I got there I met him at the bus stop… When I saw him he looked NOTHING LIKE HIS PICTURE!!! NOTHING!!! This guy was either very good at photoshop or had a nice looking big brother and snatched them pictures from him quick time, when I saw his face I almost laughed to my self as if to say ‘when I see my girl at school on Monday I’m actually gonna knock her out!!!’ his face looked like you know when you press your face against a window and everything is squashed and spread out? Lol he was some lanky guy with a small head with squashed features like he was made out of play dough. I thought it couldn’t get any worse but when I tried talking to him he was like unbelievably dense! I was like talking to a brick wall, I called my girl and I said hello she goes to me ‘are you with him?’ I go yeah and she burst out laughing on the phone like it was a joke! Now I know you’re probably thinking thats deep but I felt exposed! I’m not gonna lie my girl got me good. Anyway I hung up and just got on with it, I thought hes here now anyway I might aswell deal with it. So we get on the bus and go to the underground and if it’s worth anything he did seem like an alright kinda person.
We got to the N.P.G and we looked around and I was shocked to see his interest in art he was more inquisitive than me I took my pictures of the place and carried on walking around, now I cant remember what he did but he said something to me and I thought oh god what am I still doing with this guy? So I changed my shoes and put my flat shoes on, and waited… for the opportunity… to escape! Lol yeah escape! I said to him im trying find a picture could you help, I point to a picture in the programme and he said ok ill help, now while he was doing that I had a good look around the bottom floor of the museum to see where the exits, doors, stairs and escalators were so I could deviate my plan…
I was getting ready to walk to one of the elevators but I bumped into him and go ‘oh there you are’ he laughed and said he had found the picture lol I walked with him to see the picture, took my picture of it then he goes do you need to find another one? I point to another picture in the programme and he goes to me ‘you walk one way ill walk the other and then we can meet in the middle’ I smiled and thought that’s the smartest thing he had said all day so I walked off a hastily walk toward the elevator pressing the button loadsa times hoping it would come quickly looking around hoping he wouldn’t see me, when the elevator came I stood behind a couple that was also in the elevator and went all the way to the 3rd floor where the toilets and the gallery restaurant was. I went to the toilet sorted myself out… I know I took some pictures of myself as well but as much as I want to entertain you all I can’t find them for the life of me lol (I even dug out my OLD laptop to see if it was on there but no luck)
Anyway, so I stayed upstairs in the restaurant, had an orange juice and was on the phone to my girl who thought what I did was quite amusing… after an hour I thought it was safe to go back down stairs and I went to the ‘Hagen Diaz’ ice cream place in Leicester square, sat down and got an ice cream and which was then when I started to get texts from him saying where did you disappear to… lol I text him back saying I couldn’t find him and I tired calling him and it wouldn’t ring so I thought you went home lol! When I got home I blocked him on MSN and beat up my girl on Monday morning lol!
Moral of the story: Never do a blind date!
Disclaimer: what I did do though is log into my old MSN after ages of trying to remember the password and found him in my contacts lol! I got his email and googled it and found…
LOL DO YOU THINK I DAMAGED HIM?
