Hammer - Hurricane City

Tuesday 22 September 2009 0 comments


Now I feel so bad that this wasn't the first review I did! So I need to apologise to hammer for that! I never have settled too well with listening to a whole Grime cd coz I feel like I might wanna slit my wrists at some point. *no pun intended* but I did actually settle with this mixtape so it was all good!
Gonna get mad - this is such a great track to start off with, its fun and sort of gimicky (in a good way)So yeah good start!
Hurricane - I don't quite get the lyrics to this, or it might be just me. My ear drums need a huge rest from music so please correct me me if I'm wrong (for insurance let me please not that EVERYTHING ELSE I UNDERSTAND! Its just the first bit :D) 'one two one there's a hurricane and its already gone through they charge us but they don't charge you' am I wrong lol please tell me! Anyway! Jammer and Hammer (lol that rhymes look at that) have both distinctive voices which really work well together. Now the remix to this I heard a while back when hammer sent it to me and I was not expecting it to sound like that at all!!! I was kinda shocked I didn't really like it at first but only for the reason that I expected more funky rather than scooter ibiza riddim but it did grow on me and I do like it now and I actually play it while getting ready in the mornings *always a good sign* it sort of reminds me of kevin and perry go large (if you aint seen it! BIG BOY FILM!)
Players get lonely too - as soon as I heard this it kinda reminded me of ironiks 'stay with me' part from the fact I actually like this, its nice :)
Releasing Thoughts - HAMMER! WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO KID! ITS A LOVE SONG! Lmao! I thought my ears where defying me so I went on http://www.online-dictonary.com/ and checked out 'love song' definition: a song about love or expressing love for another person... Did you not do that? Well... Technically you did, your talking about a relationship and what sounds like a buggaboo of a girlfriend buh SAME TING! Any how its a really nice track... You have props nice track...Stinking - YEAH HEH YEAH HEH!!!!! If you do not like that track you are 'STINKING' lmao!!!! This track actually got me so HYPE! (Don't ask) anyway... Its sort of like my HYPE HYPE/POW track of the year! I don't care what you lot think! That's why its on MY blog! :) At least we all know that Skepta likes Jazzie, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! Lmao! Ahhhhh man! I don't think you lot quite know how much I like this track! Too much! But then again I'm a bit of a nutta anyway! Anyway NUFF SAID! SNM! LOVES IT! MY FAVOURITE TRACK ON THE MIXTAPE!
I really like this mixtape, its fun, energetic, there's more than one genre of music on here so it can appeal to just about anyone. It sort of sounds like its been effortlessly put together. So ill give it a 8 of 10. I'm just intrigued to see what you come up with next. But if you aint got it... Get it and lemme know what you think too :)
NOTE TO HAMMER: I am madly slow! But I now understand your email address *SMH* lol!

 

Mz Bratt - Give It To Em Vol 2

Sunday 20 September 2009 0 comments


Now this girls smart you know! Why you ask? Well she knows how to appeal to her public and her fans, and whether you like it or not your a fan. FULL STOP! HANDS DOWN! DONT ARGUE! SO SHHHHHHHHHH! Now after god know how long trying to download this bloody thing from spendspace and trying to convert it from rar to a normal file and tryna get rid of it being a zip file and all that rubbish I finally get to listen to it. And I suppose it was worth the trouble I must say. If it was sh*t I would tell you. No matter how much I like you. *Cheeky smile* anyway Give it to em Vol 2. The MIXTAPE!
Who do you think you are - I remember when I heard this track ages ago when I was working at UKstreetsounds and terror was like this girls gonna be big! He wernt wrong there. I must say I do actually love that track so SNM! I was a bit annoyed that I missed the video shoot coz I had a photoshoot to deal with. It should have done better than it did but its all about the build up right?
I like you - so we've got a little sample of Mz Bratts new single feat sadie ama (for those who a little slow that's shola ama sister even though I don't think she wants to be remembered like that, further more the talent runs in the family). I can see girls listening to this track and singing alone coz they can relate to it. Pathetic? Yes, but true? Totally! Now don't front like you don't do that, I saw you listening to destinys child 'I'm a survivor' SMH. We've all been there. So look out for the video!!!!
We have a few freestyles on here which is always nice to hear. We have 'Not Alone' by calvin harris, 'Diamond Rings' by Chip, 'Everything' by P Money 'Migrane Skank' by Gracious k (that freestyles funny) She shows that's she can be versatile, and flexible in what ever she does. Now they don't last for long, but they don't really need to go on for days anyway. Right? Don't answer, that was a rhetorical question. Anyway, its all fun and games listening to the freestyles and chose the right tracks to do too. 'Run This Town' is on here too, and all proves my point that I've just mentioned. 'Bust your windows', Bratt says exactly what I would have done. Also Tincheys ft Taio Cruz 'Take me back' and I swear there is the first little hint of Bratt singing in the background there.
Move Your Body - I love this, I can actually listen to this all day, its fun. It reminds me a bit of 'rolex sweep' by skepta. The beat not her.
Sooooooo we have 'Warning' with Bruza + Tinie Tempah, 'This Year' and Drop bombs with Griminal. I think Grim and Bratt work really well on a track together and I love bratt on grime. Why you ask? Well ill tell you... She sort of brings sexiness to grime. CORRECTION! She does bring sexiness to grime. Now just to clarify myself to all those small minded people out there that think that comment is gay in anyway please vacate your way off my blog, we are all mature round here. Anyway... Bratt has a hot voice END OF!
Trust You - Girl can sing! I've said this before! Look out for that track SNM I don't need to write anything more about that.Bratt and Elrea on a track is hooooooooooooott!!!!!!!!! And that guy can sing! *SIGH* deary me, I know yall will be putting that on your slow jam cd turning the lights down low.Futures bright is a decent track too.
The first thing I heard on 'Addictive' was such a minor thing but it just made me laugh. *No pun intended* Bratt Bruuuz LMAO! Bruza has such a deep voice and its such a contrast with Bratt but its a good track. I like the acoustics in the back which is actually really nice, sort of indie.
How can u turn up to radio late? U diva tut tut tut! Pmsl at the provisional license. But hun I'm sorry, holding a phone in an advert is modelling, not acting. Either way you got paid so its all love my dear :)
I have actually had a guy pull my hair by accident in a club (at least i hope it was an accident) he was going for my shoulder and sort of re flexed back like I just banged my head. Its funny now, but it wernt then, he nearly pulled my weave off lmao! That actually was the last day I wore it unoe, anyway... I'm not gonna lie if you wanna laugh listen to that radio rip, coz that is actually really funny. Terror why are you helping her in the background? Target man what a douche bag lmao!
Anyway overall, this gives people the real meaning to MIXTAPE! It gives you tasters of what is to come. Also there's something on here to cater for anyone with different music tastes, so your bound to find something that you like. I did however wanna hear some more of Bratt singing, but I suppose I can't have it both ways aye? 9 out of 10. Its a good mixtape. And if you aint heard it yet I suggest your get it ASAP! Terror you've done a good job, but of course you already know. Bratt keep it up my dear. And a shout out to everyone else.

 

Wizzy Wow - Dr. Wizzy Love


So Mr. Wizzy wow's (AKA Y.Wizz) released a free album on download. Yes I know the review is a bit late but I just haven't got round to being able to listen to it and write my notes at the same time. So ideally... I'm on the train on my way to a meeting and thought I might as well get it done now.
So... Dr. Wizzy Love - Welcome to the space motel.
When I first listen to it, not properly just a 'wizz' through it and initially I thought ahhh its not gonna be another one of those 'Kanye West heartbreaker' type albums is it? Because all I heard was auto tune, ill be honest, the thought I was gonna be disappointed. BUT! (Before someone cuts my head off for doing a bad review) when I listened to it again when I was on the train I really got into it. Its a real chick flick album, Sorry but it is, its one of those albums that your average girl would listen to over and over again and wish the artist was talking about her. I can see one of these songs being used as a cover to a sex scene in a hugh grant movie or a tyler perry movie(well maybe not hugh grant)
Tracklist:( I've just done notes to the ones that stand out the most to me)
1.Saviour - not a bad intro into the album3.Stars in her eyes - LMAO *no pun intended* when I heard the production on this I thought this was defo produced by wiley, lol and it was, so crazy I feel that its kinda all over the place4.Stoned in saturn - is the first track I heard and I must say I haven't got bored of it. I really like it but I don't want to babble on.
10.X-rated ft J.F.L.O.W.S - I actually thought it was wretch 32 on this track first for some reason. I'm not deaf, but I seriously thought it was *no pun intended* but then I double checked and it wasn't (just to clarify it wasn't wretch). Anyway I really like this track one of my favourites, its smart, lyrically. The productions good too.
11.Don't make me wait - This is actually my favourite track on the whole album, honestly I love the way this track is put together. I don't think there is anyway it could possibly be improved (what can I say I'm passionate about that track, lol!)
12.Too grown for you ft Ivy - Cool track, I suppose it happens. But any girl that turns round and says she would rather talk on the phone than go to new york is actually a nimconpooop!!!! Lol its a good listen.
13.Transform you - Nothing bad about it, good use of autotune. Speaking for transforming... I would like to transform this girl that is looking at what I'm typing on my BB while writing this review. She needs to transform her eyes to look the other way.
14.Over now ft Scorcher - This song reminds me love lockdown from kanyes last album. Lol if you aint heard it, listen to it you'll get what I mean.

Anyway all in all its a good lil album so if you haven't downloaded it I'm not sure if you've figured it out, so those of you that are a little slow, its free! YES FREE!!! So download it coz its a bargain and it will make a brill present all your friends and family, don't forget, christmas is round the corner. Just Joking Na Man!!! Nah its a good album... 8ish out of 10 I thought 7 was a little low. :)

 

Question Mark Guys Part 2

Friday 11 September 2009 0 comments


After I wrote my first 'QUESTION MARK GUY' blog, I started reminiscing about all the other QUESTION MARK GUYS that have somehow managed to attempt to lead me the garden path!!!! Well... Today ill tell about a 'DATE' that undoubtedly my mum will never let me forget. YES! I said it! My mum! She plays a major part in this story! I'm sure you've all had one of those dates that just makes you sit down and wonder what the FCUK was going through that what less persons head!!!

So here we go...

Question mark guy #2
Profile Name: Just not right...
Age: 20 with the swagger of a 12 year old (although did notice this until the END)...

I was the event organiser of a 3day music festival event last year. It was going great when it started, every one was coming through the doors sitting down waiting for the show to start. I myself was looking forward to watching some of the people perform, I must say I was rather ecstatic to see that loads of people turned up and almost a large weight was lifted off my shoulders as I started to chillax and get into my zone. :)

Now halfway through the event I was talking to some of the artists and producers and all the other tag a longs that came and I happened to bump into an old music friend of mine whom I hadn't seen or spoken to in a while (in other words forgot about his entire existence). While we were having a quick catch up, this dark figure came up to him and tapped him on the shoulder. My friend turns round with a rather electric smile and introduces me. The guy goes to shake my hand and as I do my smile widens, while I flick my hair and flutter my eyelashes as to say 'HELLOOOOOOOOOOO HANDSOME!!!!!!' Standing before me was a fine figure of a man, a vision of a real master piece, a work of art, an alluring dish of manlyness. Basically in other words he was a light skin brother, 6ft 2, clean cut, well built out gladiator looking chap. Well we got chatting and we were sitting at the bar drinking rose and in my mind I was thinking THANK YOU GOD! I KNEW YOU LOVED ME! I must say this guy had the lynx effect on me. Anyway so its the end of the event and I'm saying my good byes to the people leaving and my new found friend comes up to me, asks me for my number then asks what I am doing the next day. I told him I had the last day of the event to finish then he asked if he could see me after I was done. I contained my excitement (as you do) and agreed.

Fast forwarding... after text talking to this guy all night I was getting ready to finish off working on the event. We agreed to meet up for 6pm but well that didn't quite go to plan, I got so caught up with people at the event I forgot to stop talking and didn't realise the time. It was 7.30pm and I kept telling the guy I was leaving in 10 minutes and I was saying that from 5pm lol! Anyway I kept him waiting for 1hour and 30mins while he waited outside the Trafalgar square tescos(I must admit that was my fault). Now this is where it starts to get interesting. I walk up to him and as he turns round I realise what he's wearing! Not the F.I.N.E looking clothes he was wearing the day before but my guy was wearing a full tracksuit! But not any tracksuit, a tracksuit that looked like he had worn it god knows how many times to the gym. Washed it god knows how many times till it had turned to some manky washed out burgundy redish colour! In other words I was thinking HELL NO!!!!! Hell no did he just turn up looking like that! I was not impressed! I know I left him hanging for a bit, but I left him hanging enough to go home and take that sh*t off and change! If I knew this MOFO was gonna turn up looking like that I woulda left him hanging LONGER!!!

Well... Subsiding that he turns up looking like that! We go into tescos buy some krispy cremes then go for a walk, we just chatting and chatting you know the usual things! We walked over a bridge over the thames and past the london eye and it was really nice a really decent night.

Now...I said to him I wanted to get something to eat coz I was really hungry, he said ok but can we go to his to get a jacket coz it was cold and his house is just round the corner. So we walked to his house and when got there I thought it was gonna be a quick in and out type thing. But oooooooooh nooooooooo nothings ever normal I'm my life! This guy now, he goes come in for a second. I walk in now, this bloody fucker turns on the lights, turns on the TV, turns on the computer sits at it and starts talking MSN! M.S FCUKING N. Are you hearing this!!!!!!! I thought he said that he was gonna get he bloody jacket! Ooooooh it don't end there noooooo! He comes off MSN now and what does he do? turns over the TV and puts on Graham Norton! ILL REPEAT!!! GRAHAM NORTON!!! The guy puts the queerest guy in television on and sits down next to me! Hugging me thinking that's the way its gonna go!!!! I'm thinking nahhhhh mate!!! Its not happening!!!

At this point I'm thinking this guy aint serious!!!! Well... At the right time as always my mum calls me and tells me she's in central london finishing work and if I need a lift home. I was thinking THANK YOU!!! She was at this guys house within 5mins and when I got in the car I just laughed about it with my mum! Then went to a Macds drive thru! Damn guy left me hungry!

The time when you think your on a 'DATE' with the right guy! Lol well... I got put in my place there! Which is a shame coz he was F.I.N.E!!!!!!! But he was just not right...

Pfffffff moral of the story: don't fall for what a guy tells you! Don't judge a book by its cover! Eat before a date... :)

 

Question Mark Guys Part 1

Thursday 10 September 2009 0 comments



Ok so my girl @siananderson has kind of got me into the blogging thing, and when I sat down and thought about it I thought OMGOOOOOSH!!!! I have so much to talk about! I've decided to blog about something once a day, I have no idea how long it’s going to last but I will dearly try to keep it up. ANYWAY! Down to business....

So my topic for today is 'QUESTION MARK GUYS'. I have come across some F.U.N.K.Y guys (and girl’s too but ill get on to them later) while working in the industry so I thought I'd have a good laugh about it.

Question mark guy #1
Profile Name: Something Else...
Age: 26 so he says did my research and has got to be at least 30! Kind of me feel a bit ill!

Right well, I've known this guy for a bit through work and we got chatting about work may I add! Concentrate! I don't want to see them eyes rolling! So we got talking and he told me what he does and people seemed to know him. This was reassuring may I say to know... Well to think I knew I wasn't talking to a complete PHYCO! Well he asked for my BB pin one time and this is where the madness started!!! My guy started talking to me now and it was a decent conversation... What projects you doing at the moment...? Who have you worked with...? How long have you been doing it for...? You know all that mumbo-jumbo. Next the guy starts asking questions about what I look for in a boyfriend and how he thinks he'd be perfect for me... When I'm watching these messages I'm thinking... This guy seems a bit perved out... Coming on a bit strong when he doesn’t even know me. I mean I'm all for a compliment or two but that was a bit much so I restrained myself from meeting up with him unless it was in public, which I stuck to may I add. How you ask? Well I didn't meet up with him! SIMPLES!!!! (as the meerkat on the compare the market DOT com would say)

So anyway I'm working on this project now and I'm excited to bring the UK industry involved in it. Especially people that I feel have a good work ethic no matter how creepy they may be... And I asked if he could send me a few things for it. He said let's have a meeting, I didn't see the point seeing as what I needed didn't need to involve much of a conversation let alone a meeting, but I didn't see the harm and agreed. What's the harm right? Well... That's what I thought!!!

Ooooooooo boiiiiii!!!!!! I mean imagine the thought of a scrawny little man standing outside a primary school waiting for the kids to come running out so he can lore them away with rowntree fruit pastels, tootie footies and haribio ready to snatch the kids away from their parents. Then taking them to his house to store them in the cellar, fattening them up like caged chickens ready to devour his teeth into them 6 weeks later! Well keep that thought in your head for a few minutes while I tell you more...

So he buys me a hot chocolate and a chocolate cake from starbucks, I did offer to pay for my own stuff but I suppose its being polite for him to pay really (well so is giving a kid sweets) as he did call for the meeting. So we are chatting and I'm telling him about the project and where I want it to go. Now during the meeting he feels the need to comment on the fact that he thinks I look very 'hot' was the words he used, flattered was my feeling, and inappropriate was the thought. No matter how innocent it may have been.

So the nice good looking French guy in starbucks who I'd rather be having a meeting with may I say *no pun intended* came over and said that they were closing. So we vacate and walk towards his car. (It was on the way to nandos, I was really in need for a munch before I went home) he went home, I went nandos meeting finished. He then called me to ask me if I wanted to chill out at his house. Reluctant to sound rude I obliged, expecting other people to be there and said that I would only if it wasn't too late and COMPLETELY IGNORED THE FACT THAT I THOUGHT HE WAS A BIT CREEPED!!! (This is the part where the creepy guy takes the kid to his house)

Speeding time forward it about...10.30pm *ish* and he picks me up now were driving, and driving and driving and I'm thinking I knew it I FCUKING knew it he going to kill me! Shoot me! Summits up! Something just didn't seem right, so we get to this loooooong road with no street lights and I'm like where the hell are we? I didn't want to say anything I roughly knew where we were but from when I don't see a bus stop I kind of got a bit worried. We get to this field like massive field and all there is is baaaaaaaaaare darkness!!!!! It was closed off and he gets out opening the gate. He drives through and its just pitch black!!! PITCH BLACK!!!!! This lil road was leading to a house at the end of it... Ok let me elaborate... The only house at the end of the road!!! ONLY HOUSE!!! Think Blair witch project... There are bare trees, pitch black, a derelict warehouse (which advertably was part of the house) and a house! I looked around and there were just fields!!!!! And this one house in the middle of it, almost like a farm house type thing. When I got out the car I didn't want to say sh*t incase I pissed him off and he decided to kill me! No one knew where I was; damn I didn't know where I was.

We get in this house now and it was as creepy as outside, it looked a bit like a squatter’s house lmao! Like it just didn't look like a home is what I mean by that. It just looked unlived in. Now were sitting in this room now. Chatting and all that having a laugh listening to some tunes. Having a drink and that talking about some work stuff and this is where it all starts!!!!

He starts saying things like: oh you’re so sexy, you’re really hot, you've got such a cute smile, I'm glad your here, your good company... Now I'm just laughing the compliments off as you do. I had my hair out on that day so I got my hair band and tied it up. This is him: ooooh you look so sexy with your hair tied back, you’re teasing me! MAY I JUST CLARRIFY I DIDNT NO ANYTHING BUT TIE MY HAIR UP!!!! Then he starts to try and massage me, I shrugged it off then he goes you know it feels good... *me raising eye brows* erm if you say so... It’s about 12.50am now and I go to him I need to use the toilet. I BB my girl Shaye and go to her this guy is going on bare creepy on me HELP!!!!! I come back and 10mins later I have shaye calling me imitating as my cousin....

Shaye: 'you have to come back home now, there's a family emergency and you need to come back now'

(By the way I've turned my phone volume up so he can hear)

Me :( pretending I don't know what she's doing) 'I can't right now I'm out of the area...

Shaye:'NO! Tell whoever you’re with to bring you back NOW!!!'

(Phone call finished...)

*Now you may be thinking at this point oh no!!! Is that what girls do now?!?! Lmao! I'm sorry but desperate circumstances call for desperate measures!!!*

I go to him 'did you hear that?' He goes he weren’t listening when he blatantly was!!!! Then I go to him look I need to be home now and he goes ok give me a 15minutes to sober up because I don't want to lose my license... I thought ok fair enough if you had loads to drink then that's a fair comment but he had like 1 measly drink!!! And I had the same thing and it’s not like it knocked off any drink units I'm telling you!!!! It was like that cheap vodka stuff that smells like nail polish remover, tastes like shite but in terms of its ability to get you drink when mixed with juice is 0% especially when you've had 1!!!! Well he said 2 but he hadn't even finished his second drink so I don't know what he was chatting about...
Anyway, I was counting the minutes and it was about 1.30am and I go look I really need to get home... This is him rolling up a spiff, give me a minute I'm still light headed! I'm thinking why the hell are you rolling up a spliff then telling me you need to sober up coz you don't want to get pulled over?!?!?! HE TRIED IT!!!! I'm all for people liking my company but nahhhhhh don't take me for a fool!!!! I didn't want to argue with him so I just stayed quite incase he changed his mind and left me to rot in his house till the morning.

It’s about 2.30am now and he goes to the toilet which was great timing as my girl shaye calls me and asks me if I'm ok.

Me (whispering): yeah he's gone to the toilet and he's gone so crazy!

Shaye: who is he?

Me: he's dot dot dot

Shaye: not *beeeeeep*

Me: YEAH!

Shaye: OMG! Zannnna! I could have told you what he was like he was bare gwarning pervy with me on face book....

Me: I got to go he's coming back

I bb her I'm sending you my location! The thing wouldn't bloody load my location!!! My BB doesn't even know where I am I thought! Then I thought @terrordanjah would say...'That would never happen with an IPhone!' Lmao!

It’s about 3am and my battery goes dead.... I go to him look I really need to go then he decides to go all skitso on me and say:

‘I can't read you man! I don't understand you!'

I'm thinking am I missing something here?

Then I go to him I'm not a book... And that he needs to take me home, I'm not there to be read!

He rolls up another spliff and says I just don't want to lose my license... I'm thinking RIGHT!!!! Whatever!!!! But you can smoke a spliff while driving but you can't drive while being minutely intoxicated?!?! Dickhead!!! Its 3.15am and we get in the car and I don't say any thing to him. Just thinking about how well he drives under the influence of weed, but can't function on alcohol... I thought I hope the MOFO gets pulled over!!!

I get home at like 3.45am is and he insanely goes I hope you had a good night I have a feeling you didn't! I was thinking what gave you that Idea.... Anyway I went to bed thinking that guy *shake my head* he's something else!!!!
Moral of the story... Well more of a note to self really! He's a nutcase! Trust your instincts at all times!!

Oh and drive everywhere yourself, it never fails lol

 

My First Blog About Me...

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2 comments



I Am THE Zanna Maison...I Am A Pr AND Marketing CONSULTANT... I am Not White, Im Porcelian Skinned...I am very humble..And I Love to Smile...Im Generous and Love helping People Out... I Dont Smoke Or Blaze Or Drink.. I'm A agnostic ( I believe in god just not religon).. I Can Walk In Clay And My Trainers Will Still Stay Clean.. If Not I will Buy New Ones.. I Am Far From Rich..My Mum's Name Is Talka and my Dads is Kojo.. I'm Half Jamacian half Ukrainian(Thats under Russia if Your a bit puzzled).. I Do Not Use Profanity.(Unless im Pissed off, Swear Words.. Have no meaning)..

Omarion Is So Sexy.. I Shop At Tesco's And Lidl O Yh And Asda.. Msn Is The Club... Facebook Are The Bouncers... Whether They Decide To Let You In Or Not... Well... The Money You Would Pay To Get In Is Your Looks...So Is It Free Entrance?... Twitter is the place... Amount of followers minus the spams exquals? yeah thought so...

Think about it... Can Your Mum Cook? If She Can Bring Me For Dinner.. Dont Be Stingy.. If Your On Msn Everyday Of The Week. Your Sad.. who still uses that nower days? what are you 12? If A Breh Jamms on road 24/7.. Then he AINT boyfriend Material.. I Don’t Hate Anyone.. I Don’t Use Slang (Cough).. Im Shook Of What happens to me on Judgement Day.. Your Not Smart.. Shook Is Not Slang You Dumbass.. Shook Is A Word In The English Vocabulary.. How Do You Feel? Stupid Init..

Right Now, It's 3 Minutes Past 10 Past 1 In The Afternoon. That Means It's 1:13pm. And 32 Seconds.. I Just Got Bored Of Writting This Paragraph, So I Looked Out My Bedroom Window.. I Just Saw An Old Indian Lady, Mowing the Lawn...

Im Hungry My Belly Hurts... If You randomlu ping me on my BB I'll Delete You.. I Went To Kfc And Orderd A Big Mac Meal.. I Don't Get Horny... I Dont Like Boys That hold their Gentialias It looks stupid!!! Get Gloves if you hands are cold!!! .. I Dont Have Long Hair.. Your's Is Just Shorter Than Mine.. You Must Feel DUMB Now Init.. I Said I Dont Use Slang But I Still Used The Word "Init" O Well Sue Me..

Nokia Is Better Than Sony Ericson And Motorola..

Fish Consist Of Protein.. Prostitution Is A Profession, Where Clients, Seek Sexual Intercourse.. Prostitution Is The Sale Of Sexual Service's For Money Or Other Kinds Of Return, Generally Indiscriminatley With Many Persons. A Person Selling Sexual Favour Is Prostitute. A Person That Requests These Service's Is A Prostitutional Client.. A Pimp Is Some-one Who Solace's Clients For Prostitue's For The Intrest Of Money.. If What Your Doing Dont Make Money, Then It Dont Make Sense..

I Dont Lips Boys.. Lipsing Is Butters.. (I Do NOT Want A Next Person's Saliva In My Mouth.. That Means he's Basically Spitting In My Mouth.. Nah Im Ok).. I don’t have sex.. Fornication Is A Sin (Sex Before Marriage) I Aint Going Hell For No Boy. Don’t Care How Buff he Is.... Your Bredrin.. The One Who Lives In Your Area.. Near The Corner Shop.. Ye Him.. He's a WASTE-Man.. The Mandem Go Round His House Just To Touch Up His Mum On The Sly..

I Am An Only Child.. I Have No Siblings.. I like Skittles.. My Older Brother Is 21.. Just Because Your Confused.. Does Not Mean I Lied.. Dutty Wine.. Is The Biggest Devil Pickney Move To Ever Happen To The World (A Dance Where Girls.. Bend Over.. And Start Shaking Their Necks.. Uncontrolably.. Like They Are Acting Out An Act Of Demonic Possession.. Some Exorcism Behaviour..) That Dance Is DEVIL.. Dont Be Fooled. . I Fix Pc's.. Dutty Wine Is The Funniest Dance Ever..

Females menstruation, Need iron to make up for the blood that they loose.. A lactating mother needs to increase her energy intake by 2100 kJ/day.. If You Do Not Know What A Lactating Mother Or A Female Menstruation Means Then Your Not Educated..

Nando's Or Pizza Hut?... Answer> Neither 1. They Are Two Different Types Of Food. Durr Every-one Knows That.. Gees, I Cant Believe You Was Actually Gonna Pick That. You Feel Dumb Init.. Look At Your Face.. You Make Me Sick Man.. I Can Type Faster Than You.. I Dont Eat Pork.. Jesus Didnt Eat It.. It's Dirty Meat.

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